Screw Bellsouth

I just got a $155 bill from Bellsouth for a) residential service that hasn't been functional for 5 1/2 weeks; b) internet service that, even if it was working, I haven't been able to use for 5 1/2 weeks due to the fact that I had to evacuate from a monster hurricane; and c) crappy Cingular cell phone service and 5 1/2 weeks of shitty reception, dropped calls, and not being able to call other 504 numbers or being accessible to people who were trying to call me.

Then I had to pay $25 to suspend service that isn't even working right now. I called them up to scream at them, but no one's answering the phone right now.

I also got a $200 bill from Entergy. Fuck em all.

Don't ever get Cingular wireless.